On Self Help

I bought another self help book today. This one is about making time to write....ironic really, considering that the time I spend reading it could be spent on writing one of my own.

But what could I write? What am I so good at, so knowledgeable about that I could pen a whole tome on it? Shopping? Been done. That's pretty much it, really..... Not that lack of anything interesting to say has deterred most other writers of self help books from doing so. But I can hardly talk, because I keep buying the darn things!